They say size isn’t everything - fine. But control? That’s the real flex.
“My Dink Is Hard to Swallow” isn’t just a line. It’s a statement that serves up the ulitmate double entendre. A wink, a smirk, and a not-so-subtle reminder that you're not just good...you're hard to forget.
Good luck to whoever’s on the other side. They sure as hell won’t swallow it easily.
Product features:
Perfect Fit Construction for all-day play on or off the court
Super-soft, lightweight, feels great to wear
Stylish fit drapes close to the body
May become your favorite tee
A crowd favorite
Materials:
Heather Colors: 52% super-soft cotton/48% polyester
Solid Colors: 100% super-soft cotton
Size Chart:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Color Disclaimer: Due to individual screen settings and dye lot variations, actual shirt colors may differ slightly from the images shown.