They say size isn’t everything - fine.  But control?  That’s the real flex.
“My Dink Is Hard to Swallow” isn’t just a line.  It’s a statement that serves up the ulitmate double entendre.  A wink, a smirk, and a not-so-subtle reminder that you're not just good...you're hard to forget.
Good luck to whoever’s on the other side. They sure as hell won’t swallow it easily.
 
Product features:
Perfect Fit Construction for all-day play on or off the court
Super-soft, lightweight, feels great to wear
Stylish fit drapes close to the body 
May become your favorite tee
A crowd favorite
Materials:
Heather Colors: 52% super-soft cotton/48% polyester
Solid Colors: 100% super-soft cotton
Size Chart:
 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
Sleeve length, in
8.90
9.20
9.50
9.70
10.00
10.40
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Color Disclaimer: Due to individual screen settings and dye lot variations, actual shirt colors may differ slightly from the images shown.