DEAD INSIDE? DRESS THE PART.
Dry Burger turns office misery into subtle rebellion. Graphic tees that blend sarcasm and dress code compliance.
The brand is shaped by real work environments. The kind where performance comes second to appearances and everyone knows it. Dry Burger is a response to that.
Most office culture is already a parody of itself. We give you a way to wear the truth out in the open with the enthusiastic attitude everyone wants to see.
What is a Dry Burger?
No sauce. No toppings. Just Bland, beige burnout.
Irony so dry, it's HR approved. Now in shirt form.
It's a, "Let's circle back," in a room full of dying souls.
It's the motivational posters in the breakroom.
It's forced fun at 5pm on a Thursday.
It's a pizza party instead of a raise.
It's the all-hands meeting that could have been an email.
