Because you woke up morally flexible and ready to make all the bad decisions today.
An open invite for everyone else to lower the bar right along with you.

Product features:
Soft-fit construction built for all-day comfort
Lightweight and relaxed with just the right profile
Cut to drape close - never clingy, never sloppy
Easy to wear. Hard to ignore.
Materials:
Heather Colors: 52% super-soft cotton/48% polyester
Solid Colors: 100% super-soft cotton
 
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
Sleeve length, in
8.90
9.20
9.50
9.70
10.00
10.40
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Color Disclaimer: Due to individual screen settings and dye lot variations, actual shirt colors may differ slightly from the images shown.