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He died for your sin, but now He’s back...with a beer, a smirk, and something to say about your life choices. The Boozy Messiah “Deez Nuts” tee is a bold slap in the face to fake holiness, polite society, and anyone who thinks WWJD means, “worship without jokes.” It’s the perfect funny Jesus shirt for those who like their saviors sarcastic and their t-shirts sacrilegious.

Perfect for your next cookout, party, exorcism, or awkward family dinner. 

Whether you're mocking church trauma, reclaiming your religious baggage, or just really love a good “Deez Nuts” joke (and who doesn’t?), this shirt says it all.

Loud, proud, and definitely blasphemous.


Product features:

  • Soft-fit construction built for all-day comfort
  • Lightweight and relaxed with just the right profile
  • Cut to drape close - never clingy, never sloppy
  • Easy to wear. Hard to ignore.

Materials:

  • Heather Colors: 52% super-soft cotton/48% polyester
  • Solid Colors: 100% super-soft cotton
 SMLXL2XL3XL
Width, in18.0020.0022.0024.0026.0028.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.00
Sleeve length, in8.909.209.509.7010.0010.40
Size tolerance, in1.501.501.501.501.501.50

Color Disclaimer: Due to individual screen settings and dye lot variations, actual shirt colors may differ slightly from the images shown.

Deez Nuts Tee - Signature Tee

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